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Would You Rather Cute Questions

If you have ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are incredibly easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you are seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by presenting a predicament of two equally horrid-appearing (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the entire world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the entire world believes you did it?”

You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. As soon as they pick what they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to produce a predicament for you.

The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to pick what they believe to be the finest of two dreadful scenarios.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little bit of creativity. But it is just as entertaining as the people you play with. There’s no denying that the more absurd and occasionally X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.

For a little inspiration, here are a few uncomfortable suggestions compiled from Reddit,, plus our sick, sick imaginations.

“Would You Rather” ┬áCute Questions

Would you rather gain pounds or be banned from the world wide web for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable child photograph of you be the subject of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather unintentionally “enjoy” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission every time you’ve got sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be permanently banned from Tinder or be permanently banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your private email hacked?

Would you rather lose the capability to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photos on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capacity to discover why someone you are dating phantoms on you or the capacity to see actual phantoms?

Would you rather lose all of the photos you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose all of the books you possess?

Would you rather acquire friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Who would you rather bring back from the dead:

Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise on the job or retain your smartphone and also the same wages?

Would you rather be able to select the man who becomes the following President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the remainder of your own life or simply LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?

Would you rather lose your ability to text or lose your skill to give a high-five?

Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capacity to use GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the capability to use a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?

Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?

Would you rather have naked photos of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or inadvertently moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance provider hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a extremely slow internet connection?

Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the street by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to just use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?

Would you rather be forced to see your friends just once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?

Would you rather have infinite storage space on your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a convicted killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remainder of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every photograph on your mobile play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who is accidentally embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?

Would you rather have the aptitude teleport every single time you fart or treat any wound by crying at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match have the ability to read your other messages or never be able to use computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to individuals who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?

Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each girl?

Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently banned from your Instagram web feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi claiming against their points?

Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or need to see a physician to get viral marketing out of your head?

Would you rather always use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate using a string of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather have your most humiliating moment got in a GIF which goes viral or confront your greatest fear?

Would you rather never need to improve your personal computer or never need to improve your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s skills, money, gear, and lifestyle or ending offense round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?